The Web of the 90s (Web0.9beta)

Posted by Andy on May 09, 2008
Computers, Internet / No Comments

I just read an article: “RIP Web Trends of the 90s,” and it reminded me how much I miss the earlier days of the wide world of webs. (Not really…) I’m talking about the 90s web; the days of old when Prodigy and AOL ruled like kings, and Geocities and Tripod hosted pretty much every personal site, free of charge. These were the days of yore when PCs were a creamy beige in color, and still had that nice 5 ¼ inch floppy drive, which would allow you to store away up to 5 of your favorite animated gifs for future viewing.

Here are a few of the web trends from that great era (some of these are repeats from the article above, but they’re classics, so I thought they were worth reiterating):

  • Animated gifs (as mentioned before) – who could forget that explosion gif featured on the nearly every heavy metal fan page, or that fist gif that was continuously punching its way out of the page? I also like the “Under Construction” banner that everyone used, and the little construction guy, tirelessly working away to finish construction on your Metallica web-ring page (hosted on geocities of course).
  • Webrings – speaking of webrings, what ever happened to those? I guess now that we have these search engines, it’s no longer useful to insert your site into a ring of links.
  • “Best Viewed With” links to Netscape or Internet Explorer. I guess these were probably valid back then – pages probably looked quite a bit different in those old browsers. Interestingly enough, this “Best Viewed With” nonsense went out of style for awhile, but now smug Firefox users are trying to bring it back in an attempt to usurp the dominance of Internet Explorer.
  • MIDI music – before mp3s assumed their rightful place as king of all things downloadable, I remember scouring the web for MIDI interpretations of my favorite songs. These, along with your collection of animated gifs, could be conveniently stored on floppy disk for future listening pleasure.
  • Modem sounds – I have a friend whose cell phone ringer is a recording of the beeps and hissing of an old modem dialing up to the net. I think that’s pretty funny. Now that I think about it, having to dial-up to the internet seems way old, but it wasn’t really that long ago.
  • Hit Counters – on my very first webpage, I felt compelled to include one of those odometer-style hit counters at the bottom of the page (a must for any 90s website). I quickly discovered that I could grant myself instant web credibility by clicking the browser’s refresh button over-and-over in a rapid fashion.
  • <marquee> or <blink> text – The telltale sign of a true 90s website is blinking or scrolling text. Often appearing in the vicinity of a glittery panda gif, colorful rainbow dots, or a barb-wire horizontal divider, the blinking and/or scrolling text adds just the right amount of class to any Web1.0 site.

I guess that about does it, feel free to comment with your favorite Web1.0 (or Web0.9beta if you prefer) trend.

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Metallica Rankings

Posted by Andy on April 30, 2008
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I recently put up some rankings of the Led Zeppelin studio albums, so I thought I’d stick with that theme and do a few more! Here is my ranking of Metallica albums, with the three best, and one “worst” song on each album:

1. “…And Justice For All” – This is my favorite Metallica album. Apparently this one pretty much killed the band’s mojo; they haven’t been able to live up to it since. In my opinion, it’s got some of the best riffage, instrumental breaks and solos of any of their albums. Everything on this album is so meticulously done – it must have been a pretty stressful recording session, especially for certain unnamed band members.

Best Songs:

  • “One” – this actually isn’t my favorite song on the album, but I think it’s a really good, definitive song for Metallica. It is a fine example of their “start slow and melodic and build up to a crushing end” style of song writing. I was tempted to put “Blackend” here…
  • “Blackened” – this is a great song
  • Tie: “And Justice For All”/”Dyers Eve” – “And Justice” is a great song – my only complaint is that it gets a little unnecessarily repetitive near the end. “Dyers Eve” is another good one – I guess they refused to play it live for a long time because it was so taxing on that pipsqueak Lars, which is kind of cool.

Worst Songs:

  • I can’t seem to pick the “worst” song on this album. At first glance I might pick “The Frayed Ends of Sanity” or “The Shortest Straw,” but those two songs are awesome. I’ll just leave this blank for now…

2. “Ride the Lightning” – This is a controversial pick – this means that “Master of Puppets” falls to #3, which is no good. I guess the reason that I put “Ride the Lightning” at #2 is because I’ve just listened to it more. “Ride the Lighting” is a little rough around the edges, but it has some awesome songs on it.

Best Songs:

  • “Ride the Lightning” – I think this song has some of the best overall riffage and section transitions of any of their earlier songs.
  • “Creeping Death” – this one is a classic, it’s probably one of their signature songs
  • Tie: “Fade to Black”/”Call of Ktulu” – “Fade to Black” was considered to be a sell-out for them at the time, I think it was their first attempt at more melodic, acoustic songwriting, but it’s a pretty influential song. “Call of Ktulu” is a complete classic as well, the triple-layer harmony part at the end rocks my face.

Worst Song:

  • “Escape” – I like “Escape,” but it might be the least memorable song on the album. “Trapped Under Ice” barely made the cut for worst song – the lyrics are pretty cheesy, but it has some good instrumental work

3. “Master of Puppets” – A lot of people put this one at #1, and it would definitely deserve the #1 spot. I would probably deserve to be berated about this pick, and even about some of my song picks below…

Best Songs:

  • Tie: “Master of Puppets”/”Battery” – “Master of Puppets” is the signature track on this album, and I think “Battery” has been pretty influential on the thrashy metal bands out today.
  • “Orion” – This is one of my favorite Metallica songs on any album. It has some interesting riffs and solos and a melodic waltz section in the middle, which is awesome.
  • Tie: “Welcome Home (Sanitarium)”/”Disposable Heroes” – “Sanitarium” is comparable to “Fade to Black,” I would say. I think the galloping guitars on “Disposable Heroes” has influenced a lot of the metal bands today.

Worst Song:

  • “The Thing That Should Not Be” – A good song, but it feels like it might be the weakest track. A tad bit of repetitiveness might be my only complaint.

4. “Metallica” aka “The Black Album” – this was a tough pick, I almost wanted to put “Kill Em All” here, just because the “Black Album” was the beginning of the end for Metallica. I felt obligated to put this here though – it has some of Metallica’s most memorable songs. On the downside, some of the lyrics on this album really make me cringe (“Holier than Thou…”)

Best Songs:

  • “Enter Sandman” – this one is a little over-exposed, and doesn’t have the speed riffage that everyone wants, but it’s a very good song.
  • Tie: “Sad But True”/”Wherever I May Roam”/”Don’t Tread On Me” – “Sad But True” might be one of their heaviest slow songs. The other two are good songs as well.
  • “The Unforgiven” – This is another one like “Fade To Black” or “Sanitarium,” and it’s pretty good too
  • (Honorable Mention) “Nothing Else Matters” – A lot of the noobs would list this #1, but not me. It is a good song, but it’s kind of disappointing at the same time – they just strayed too far from the crushing metal that everyone wants.

Worst Song:

  • “The Struggle Within” – This song has such an awesome intro with the snare drum army, but once the lyrics come in, I can’t stand it.

5. “Kill Em All” – this one definitely doesn’t deserve to fall all the way to #5, but I guess that’s just how it goes sometimes.   Overall, it’s a classic album, but I don’t think I would put it above picks 1-3, and I gave the Black Album the edge for its overall popularity and seeming inflluence.

Best Songs:

  • “The Four Horsemen” – this one is pretty epic, and I think give some foreshadowing of the epics to come on later albums
  • Tie: “Hit the Lights”/”Jump in the Fire” – two good songs
  • Tie: “Whiplash”/”No Remorse” – two more good songs

Worst Song:

  • “(Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth” – this is a pretty notable song – it’s basically a bass solo with some crazy playing and some interesting sounds, but it’s just a little rough. He does say “Bass solo, take one” at the beginning of the track, so that explains the roughness. An impressive song, but I usually skip over it, to be honest…

6. “Load” – The disappointing album to follow the Black Album. It actually has some decent riffs, but they’re more in the vein of adult alternative rock rather than heavy metal.

Best Songs:

  • “Bleeding Me” – this song actually rocks pretty well, it’s almost a throwback to the earlier days, but not quite.
  • “2×4” – a noobish pick, but I think it’s one of the better songs on this album
  • “Until It Sleeps” – a decent song – there might be a better one, but I don’t really care. A lot of the other songs have some good potential, but each one fails to rise above mediocrity

Worst Song:

  • “Mama Said” – blech – get rid of it. I know they wanted to branch out, but this is no good.

7. “ReLoad” – they should have just released “Load” and “ReLoad” in a package deal so people wouldn’t have to be disappointed twice. I must admit I haven’t give ReLoad a ton of listening time, so this might be off…

Best Songs:

  • “Devil’s Dance” – I had to pick something… not a bad song
  • “Unforgiven II” – not a terribly original song, but I think it’s pretty well-done, it’s not one I would usually skip
  • (I haven’t listened to ReLoad enough to pick a #3)

Worst Song:

  • “Fuel” – please, don’t do anything like this again. Just kidding, this song isn’t that bad, it’s actually probably one of the best tracks on the album, but I just don’t like the main lyric: “Gimme Fuel, Gimme Fire, Gimme that which I desire.” Not so sure about that…

8. St. Anger” – Listening to this the first time was probably one of the most disappointing experiences in my life. I really can’t rank the songs, I don’t think I’ve heard most of them more than twice, but they all sound the same, as far as I can tell – muddy, clonky guitars and terrible lyrics. How could they go from such awesome guitar playing and arranging in “Master of Puppets” and “And Justice for All” to this muddy mess? The drumming sounds like Lars is just banging on 55 gallon drums. Maybe it was Bob Rock’s doing – I’m glad they got rid of him. I really hope they make a U-turn for the next album – rumor has it that they’re going to try to return to their roots, but I’m not getting my hopes up.

Best Songs:

  • “Invisible Kid” – this song actually has some decent riffage, but the lyrics suck really bad
  • I don’t know, I can’t finish this

Worst Song:

  • St. Anger” – Awful! So many different completely disjoint sections, and some of the worst lyrics I’ve ever heard. The verses are terrible… The main riff is alright, but the rest of the song blows.

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Led Zeppelin Rankings

Posted by Andy on April 30, 2008
Music / 1 Comment

In this controversial blog, I will rank the Led Zeppelin albums in order of best to worst, and for each album, I will state the 3 best songs, along with the worst song on the album. “Worst” doesn’t always mean it’s a bad song, it’s just the weakest song on the album. Here is the list:

1. “Led Zeppelin” aka “I” – This was a hard choice for the #1 spot, but I think this album best shows Led Zeppelin’s blues influences, and for being a “debut” album, it’s pretty notable

Best Songs:

  • “Babe I’m Gonna Leave You”
  • “Your Time is Gonna Come”
  • Tie: “Black Mountainside”/”Dazed and Confused” (“Dazed” isn’t my favorite, but it’s a pretty interesting, possibly “ground-breaking” (or at least noteworthy) song)

Worst Song:

  • “Communication Breakdown” – this was a tough choice, but I think this is just my least favorite song on the album.  The main guitar part is a little bland, and I actually like the bluesy songs on the album more than this particular one.

2. “II” – An even tougher choice. I felt that “II” probably has the most recognizable Led Zeppelin songs of any of their albums, so I felt obligated to put it at #2. The songs on “II” might not be as “mature” as some of their later work, but it’s hard to deny the deserved success of this album.

Best Songs:

  • “Ramble On” – maybe a controversial pick for #1, but I like this song
  • “What is and What Should Never Be”
  • “Heartbreaker” – This song features one of Jimmy Page’s most recognizable guitar riffs and solos

Worst Song:

  • “Whole Lotta Love” – Apparently this song was insanely popular, but I’m not a big fan. The guitar solo is pretty good, but the rest is nothing special.

3. “Physical Graffiti” – I think this album might represent the peak of Led Zeppelin‘s creativity.

Best Songs:

  • “Ten Years Gone” – I think this is one of their best songs
  • Kashmir” – Not really my favorite song – it’s a little repetitive, but it’s pretty unique, and could be considered one of their “signature” songs
  • “Down By The Seaside” – I think this song is great, it just makes you feel like you’re down by the seaside
  • (Honorable Mention) “The Rover” – This song is also a favorite of mine, it’s probably not one of their most marketable songs, but it’s got a couple pretty different sections and a decent little jam at the end

Worst Song:

  • “Black Country Woman” – Not a bad song for what it’s worth, but probably the weakest song on the album

4. “IV” – A great album, but maybe a little too short, and a little over-exposed

Best Songs

  • “Stairway to Heaven” – Probably their biggest song ever
  • “When the Levee Breaks” – An awesome drum sound, combined with a very fitting, droning guitar/harmonica combo
  • Tie: “Black Dog” and “Rock and Roll” – I actually like “Rock and Roll” a lot more than “Black Dog,” but I felt obligated to put them both here, because they were both pretty big hits. I think “Black Dog” suffers a little from over-exposure, but its still a good rock song.

Worst Song:

  • “Misty Mountain Hop” – I actually like this song, but it’s a little simplistic. I couldn’t justify putting “Going to California” or “Battle of Evermore” here, I’d actually rather listen to either of these over “Misty Mountain Hop.”

5. “Houses of the Holy” – A great album that might deserve to go above “IV,” but “Stairway” gives “IV” the edge.

Best Songs:

  • “Over the Hills and Far Away” – One of my favorite Led Zeppelin “acoustic” songs
  • Tie: “The Song Remains the Same”/”The Ocean”/”The Rain Song” – I think “The Song Remains the Same” and “The Rain Song” two of their most creative, some might say “mature” songs. “The Ocean” is one of their best straight-up rock songs.
  • Tie: “D’yer Mak’er”/”Dancing Days” – “D’yer” is not necessarily one of my favorites, but it’s a pretty unique one for Led Zeppelin. I gave the nod to “Dancing Days” too, because I felt like it should make it on the top list – I wouldn’t feel right if “D’yer” had sole possession of the #3 slot.

Worst Song:

  • “The Crunge” – this song actually has a pretty good groove to it; it’s pretty funky, but the synthesizer part, while pretty cool, reminds me too much of some of the less desirable songs that Led Zeppelin would release on later albums.  (“Carouselambra…”)

6. “III” – I’m actually a big fan of “III” aka “the acoustic album,” but it kept getting bumped down the list by some really strong albums.

Best Songs:

  • Tie: “Gallows Pole”/”Tangerine” – “Gallows Pole” has a good buildup and some good transitions, and “Tangerine” is one of their best acoustic tracks, with some memorable lap slide guitar.
  • Tie: “Friends”/”That’s the Way” – These songs somewhat comparable, but they each have a pretty different feel.  I might say I like “Friends” a little better…
  • “Bron Yr Aur Stomp” – this is an awesome acoustic jam, it makes you want to snap your fingers or tap your feet

Worst Song:

  • “Hats Off to Roy Harper” – this is one of my least favorite Led Zeppelin songs. This was probably done on purpose, but the acoustic guitar is pretty rough on the ears, and it sounds like Robert Plant is singing through a bull horn

7. “Presence” – #7 and #8 were a toss-up between “Presence” and “In Through the Out Door,” but I gave the edge to “Presence.” I think “Presence” has some pretty good complimentary guitar and bass playing throughout; it’s interesting to listen to, at least.

Best Songs:

  • “Achilles Last Stand” – this is a great rock song, it’s got a driving verse, and some good instrumental breaks throughout
  • “Nobody’s Fault But Mine” – this was a hard pick, there are some pretty good “campy” songs on this album, but I think this one is probably more marketable or memorable
  • “For Your Life” – I like this song, it’s not their greatest work, but it’s pretty good

Worst Song:

  • “Candy Store Rock” – not the most inspired lyrics I’ve ever heard – I probably wouldn’t take the time to slog through this one too often

8. “In Through the Out Door” – the last official Led Zeppelin studio album actually has some pretty good songs, but the creative juices have seemingly started to dry up by this point.

Best Songs:

  • “All My Love” – A tad bit bland, but I understand that it was inspired by the death of Robert Plant’s son, so I’ll give it the #1 spot. It sort of feels like Plant’s heart just isn’t fully in it anymore, or at least at this point, which is completely understandable.
  • “Hot Dog” – I actually love this song, it’s one of the campiest songs they ever did, but it’s quality
  • Tie: “In the Evening”/”Fool In the Rain” – “In The Evening” is a decent song, and one of the more popular ones on this album, I suppose. “Fool In the Rain” is pretty cheesy, but it is a pretty well-done pop rock song, I bet most people would recognize it.

Worst Song:

  • “Carouselambra” – Not a completely terrible song, but the synthesizers are pretty over-done and kind of annoying

9. “Coda” – This album was released after the band broke up. It’s basically a collection of songs that didn’t make the cut on other albums, maybe for good reason. However, in the Led Zeppelin complete studio recordings boxed set, this disc has 3 truly awesome songs tacked on as bonus tracks. I’ll cop out and ignore the original release and just go with the bonus tracks…

Best Songs:

  • “Travelling Riverside Blues” – this is actually one of my favorite Led Zeppelin songs
  • “Hey Hey What Can I Do” – it’s a shame this song didn’t make it on one of the other albums, it’s a great song
  • “White Summer/Black Mountainside Medley” – I think the White Summer section has some of Jimmy Page’s most interesting “non-traditional” guitar playing, and it seamlessly transitions into “Black Mountainside” at the end, which is pretty cool

Worst Song:

  • “Ozone Baby” – not terrible, but it’s definitely not that great either. It’s also one of the worst song names they came up with…

Well, I guess that wraps it up, feel free to berate me with criticism (assuming anyone actually reads this…)

 

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Guitar Tab Software – “Powertab” vs. “Guitar Pro”

Posted by Andy on December 04, 2007
Guitar / 8 Comments

If you play guitar, and you’re a little bit lazy like me, you’ve probably been exposed to guitar tabs at one point or another. If you haven’t been exposed, a guitar tab is basically a transcription of guitar music that displays the music notes as fret numbers on the individual strings, rather than on the standard musical staff. If you’re not great at reading music, looking at numbers on strings can be way easier than sight-reading a real music transcription. The real guitar purists probably despise tabbing, because it seemingly dumbs things way, way down, and discourages people from learning to read music, but I think it’s great if you just want to learn a song, and don’t really care to better yourself as a “musicologist.” Plus, a lot of rock and jazz guitar is based on scales that fit into movable fretboard patterns, so you can actually become a great player without ever really learning how to read real music.

I don’t know who originally came up with the idea of “tabbing” guitar music, but my first exposure to it was in guitar magazines like “Guitar,” “Guitar World,” and “Guitar One.” These magazines always had 5 or 6 different songs tabbed out at the end. After using these for awhile, I discovered that people had started posting guitar tabs as simple text files on the internet, which was awesome, because you could lookup the tab to pretty much any song you could imagine. Two good sites back then were Harmony Central and Wholenote.  Harmony Central used to have a huge archive of tabs, but they have been literally torn apart by copyright suits from the record companies (or whoever), so their tab section is pretty much useless now.

The next big movement in internet guitar tabbing was “play-along” midi-based tab files that required an external application to read.   The two big “competitors” in this movement are “Powertab” and “Guitar Pro.”  These are both applications that you can download (one is free, one is frickin’ expensive).  There are several good sites out there that host archives of tabs. The best one I’ve found is Ultimate-Guitar, but there are several other decent ones, including, 911-Tabs, powertabs.net. On the other hand, there are tons of really bad sites out there, and tons of really bad tabs too, so sometimes it can be hard to find exactly what you’re looking for. Lately, the MPA has been really cracking down on a lot of these sites because of alleged copyright infringment, but I think that’s a bunch of BS – the vast majority of tabs are created by people sitting down and figuring out songs.  There are probably some tabs out there that people simply type in from existing transcriptions, but I really think it’s arguable whether this is infringing on a music copyright. It’s not like the artists release “official” transcriptions to their music, so how can you claim that any transcription infringes a copyright.

Anyway, this post was supposed to be about Powertab vs. Guitar Pro, so on to that. Powertab is a free application that you can download to read .ptb tab files. You can edit the tabs on the fly, or create new ones using the application, but the editing is pretty tedious. The tab is tied into a midi playback “engine,” which is the best feature. If you have a good .ptb file, the midi-playback and the moving “note-marker” make it really easy to learn a new song, or learn a complicated section of any song.  You can slow the playback down, and it also has the ability to change the tuning of the midi-playback, in case you have a .ptb file that’s tuned down, but you don’t want to retune your guitar. Overall, Powertab has it’s quirks, and can be kind of a pain to work with if you need to use “advanced” features, but the play-along features are really intuitive and pretty good.

Guitar Pro is the other major application in this “market.” I think it was written by a French or German company, and it costs $59 to download! It has a lot of the same features as Powertab, but it also has a feature they call the “Realisitic Sound Engine.” Rather than the bare-bones midi, the RSE is supposed to use a more advanced sound library that will sound a lot more like a real guitar.  It also supports adding midi drum tracks to the playback, which I’m not sure if Powertab can do (although you might be able to fake something out with different midi instruments). I’ve actually tried Guitar Pro with the RSE, and I found that it’s actually pretty useless. The RSE playback does sound better, but it has this weird delay that only sounds right if you turn off the metronome. One problem with this delay has to do with the note-marker in Guitar Pro. When you play a track in Powertab, the notes are highlighted in red as the music scrolls by, which makes it easy to watch and hear the timing of the music.  In Guitar Pro, as the track plays, only the current measure is marked, so it can be hard to follow when the track has to scroll to the next page. With the weird RSE delay, it’s even harder to follow the track as it’s playing. Overall, Guitar Pro might be slightly more user friendly for editing tabs, but the playback in Powertab is much better in my opinion. I would definitely discourage anyone from forking over the $59 for Guitar Pro, I don’t think it’s anywhere near worth-it when the arguably better Powertab is free.

One other thing to note is the availability of .ptb files vs. .gp* (Guitar Pro) files. There seem to be a lot more Guitar Pro files out there, but I’ve found that most of the good Guitar Pro tabs are actually exact copies of the good .ptb files. I don’t know if these corresponding .ptb files were simply exported from Guitar Pro, but in the end, I’ve only found a few good Guitar Pro files that weren’t available in .ptb format.  Don’t be fooled by the greater number of Guitar Pro files, a lot of them are just crap. (A lot of .ptb files are crap too, but at least it’s free crap.)

Anyway, that’s enough of that, my final conclusion is this: use Powertab and don’t support greedy Guitar Pro.

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EMG Pickup Installation in a Gibson Explorer (part 5)

Posted by Andy on November 20, 2007
Guitar / 4 Comments

I finally got everything totally dismantled, which meant that it was time to undertake the job of putting it back together with all new parts. I must have gotten a little lazy during this, I forgot to take pictures along the way. I think the first thing I did was connect the new pots using the provided washers and nuts. I then connected all the controls together with ground wires. The metal casing of all the pots gets soldered to ground, which was a little bit of a pain. Because the solder only bonds if you heat up the metal quite a bit, it takes some time for the whole pot casing to heat up enough to bond with the solder. It was kind of scary holding the soldering iron on the parts for so long, but it seems to have worked okay. Next, I routed the new pickup wires in from the pickup cavity and soldered them to the volume controls. After that, I made all the toggle switch connections, and then finally the output jack connections, along with the battery connector. It all seemed a little bit too easy, and I was sure I had done something wrong, but I wouldn’t be able to tell until after a few more steps. Here’s a pic with the progress so far:

New controls installed

I wasn’t sure how well the battery would fit in this little cavity, and I was right, it doesn’t fit. At the moment, I have it taped on the back of the guitar, but I’m hoping another little side project will permanently move the battery away from the guitar…

Here’s a picture of the top of the guitar:

New cables routed

At this point, everything was in place, all I had to do was cleanup all the wires and screw in all the screws to get it all put back-together. Here’s a pic of the final product:

Finished

I got it all put back together, and was amazed to find that it worked! It took me a minute to figure out the mono vs. stereo cable problem, but after that, it was all good. It does sound pretty good, it’s not drastically different, but you can definitely tell the difference before and after. The lows and highs are definitely more pronounced, and I’ve had to adjust some of my sloppy techniques because the pickups are a little more responsive.

Here’s one more pic:

Another finished pic

Thanks for reading this, and if you’re doing this yourself, I hope these posts might give you some good tips.

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